hankie pankie

The red mark you get after someone slaps you w/ the phalanges

Sydney gave me a hankie pankie because i make fun of her broken phalange

by Gendersex February 19, 2018

Hanky Shit

Anything extremely lame and shady.

Example A, getting set up by the police.

Example B, a person who stole money from a blind elderly lady.

Both are examples of hanky shit

by Master Fensei August 10, 2017

Sniffing the Hanky

Sniffing the hanky is a term referring to doing cocaine. It is used in real life, WWII.

In WWII Swedish scientists made a hankerchef made out of blood and cocaine. It attracted German search dogs, then jacked their nose temporarily. It was served to hide the Jews as they were shipped to Sweden.

Hey, you've been sniffing the hanky?
No. I got high off of something else.

by BoredomOfGods May 15, 2015

bull hanky

Bull hanky can be defined as an alternate noun used in the place of word such as bull crap or bull s**t. It came from a child that once referred to her snot as crap, and thus came bull hanky.

"Do you know what Bill said the other day, Casey?" "No I don't, Jill." "He told me that the Einstein was an idiot." "That's a bunch of bull hanky, Jill."

by Whoever the heck I am June 19, 2008

hanky-panky

1. dishonesty, decietfulness

2. sexual intercouse, especially sexual misconduct

Looks like there's some hanky-panky going on in there.

by Light Joker April 9, 2007

magicians hanky

Term Used For Releasing a Never Ending Shit. Much Like The Magicians Hankey When Pulled Out Of His Sleeve

Oh Dear, Sorry i was so long in there....magicians hanky! I was on the beer all night!

by Johno January 15, 2004

Wanking Hankie

A piece of material using to collect sperm after wanking

Can be used numerous times, although washing after each use is suggested

Don't touch that, It's Ali's Wanking Hankie

by roblewisuk November 18, 2007