hamburglar

during a hamburger, this is the person who pushes the guy on bottom out from under the girl and takes his place while she is in mid-air, flipping

damn hamburglar, i'll kill you; i hamburgled tom

by Whiksihr June 25, 2008

Hamburglared

To be intoxicated to a point of belligerence, often from Molson Canadian and Export.

Tim was so hamburglared last night, he woke up on the front lawn next to his own puke. He was later awoken at 4am, whilst asleep in the bathroom, by his friend's father.

by T-Slizzle September 22, 2010

The Hamburglar Touch

After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.

There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.

by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025