Hagen

A scumbag that’s usually getting beat up by a Ryan

Ooop, there’s Hagen getting his butt whipped again

by Mikehunt12345333 June 23, 2020

Hagen land

a chode

I want to ride hagen land

by September 08, 2021

Hagen Schnugel

A plate of Hagen Schnugel is salmon that has been cooked for exactly 67 and of a minute for 471K.

My favourite dinner is that of a plate of Hagen Schnugel

by Hagen Schnugel September 03, 2021

harlem hagen

A little winy bitch with a highly unusual plumbers crack

Harlem Hagen

bitch

by Dick tingles April 06, 2016

brian hagens

The hottest piece of sexual that will make beats for you and is your homie

Hey, you know Brian Hagens, he’s an actual god

by Jcart925 April 11, 2018

king Hagen

The only known man to have a fire hose cock. He gifts little kids his nutrients and even in death his wiener is worshiped.

“Wow” said George. I want to be like king Hagen!

Watch out King Hagen’s cock is coming right at you, don’t let it enter you or the pleasure will be unimaginable

by PickleShed December 06, 2023

Caleb Hagen

A silly goose who loves country music and will probably say he loves you even though he doesn’t really and then block you!!

Either brunette or ginger with a pretty laugh
He will break your heart so stay away

Friend: do you know Caleb Hagen?
Me: NO NO NO NO NO NO DONT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.

by Zaynsballz March 08, 2023