Homie Hotline

When you make a deal with your homie to call you up the instant he/she hears of a party going on. And the same is expected from you if you hear about a party.

Mark didnt know of anything going on tonight yet, so i had him put me on the homie hotline incase he hears of anything.

by datniggaK July 11, 2010

Homework Hotline

a bunch of stuck up teachers who hate answering questions. Located in Rochester they always tell you your wrong and if you don't come up with good questions they sue you.

Example:
Pablo: can you help me with my math
homework hotline: yeah
Pablo: What is 5x+y
Homework hotline: your a idiot you should shoot yourself, that so easy. it was stupid we are gonna sue!!!!

by pablofelipe January 6, 2014

Suicide hotline jerk

When calling into a suicide hotline, you jerk off as you tell the operator your story. As you get more emotional, you increase the speed of you jerking off. For those who are participating in this act, it kills two birds with one stone by relieving stress and having some sexual action.

As I told the operator my sob story, I came closer and closer to cumming, all while telling her about how I wanted to kill myself. The suicide hotline jerk has saved me many many times.

by tyreethus_mento September 12, 2017

sex hotline

When Danyal Mahmood gets a crazing for Tamil sausage, preferablly rich with dark colours and guth roti nutrients.

Omg hes having that sex hotline again.

by Walrus699669 December 17, 2015

Tech Support Hotline

A spin-off Youtube live stream show made by a member of the Buddhism Hotline Rajeev Kapoor. The show focuses on helping callers with tech support. Like the Buddhism Hotline, it gets trolled by prank calls.

“Oh man, i can’t wait to watch the Tech Support Hotline and troll the indian man.”

by ThePerkyHamster October 22, 2019

Bitches and Hoes hotline

A specialized hotline primarily for those seeking to rent a bitch or a hoe for an evening of pleasure and excitement.

Damn man i gotta get me some action at the club tonight, or else im gonna have to call that Bitches and Hoes hotline

by jbg48212323123 January 18, 2009

brother hotline

A secret, underground phone network that all African-Americans use to communicate with each other. Popularized by Omar Epps in the hit drama House, the "brother hotline" is thought to be the means of communication responsible for all major events in African-American history, from Nat Turner's Rebellion to the Million Man March.

My homie called Obama on the brother hotline because he wanted to dish about food stamps.

by jt1234567890 April 13, 2016