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Guitar Hero 

Guitar simulation game for people who have no friends and/or don't own Rock Band.
Tom: Hey, wanna come over later and play some Guitar Hero co-op?

Bob: Dude, why don't you buy Rock Band? It's sooooo much better than Guitar Hero.

Tom: Well, you and Steve are my only friends. I don't see the point.

Steve: Hey, don't include me in your little group. I actually have friends.
Guitar Hero by WARDOG256 April 20, 2008
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when a man inserts the end of a guitar inside a woman for sexual pleasure, for true heroics someone can play the guitar while it is inside the woman although some experts claim that this is impossible.
positions include the Hendrix and the cryin' maiden.
guitar hero by jesus 09 October 17, 2008

guitar hero 

the worst thing to happen to pop culture since menudo.
guitar hero by kewl dude February 14, 2007

guitar hero 

1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.
Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
guitar hero by dave3190 August 3, 2008

guitar hero 

A simulatory game that is played on your game system using a game paddel that is in the shape of a guitar, has five buttons (called fret buttons) and a flipper that is supposed to represent all six strings in one! sounds pretty cool huh? well guess what if you have the time to dick around learning to play shit on that, that doesnt even MATCH the song, then just buy a fuckin guitar for $100 instead of the game and learn how to play that instead.
nOOb to guitar hero: WTF why dont I just run home and get my guitar so we can play a real song Mike
Guitar hero junkie: uh, duh, but we have everything that we need to play REAL guitar on my PS2!
nOOb to guitar hero: faggot..
guitar hero by James TH April 8, 2007

Guitar Hero 

George Andrikokus from the band Misguided Youth!! www.misguidedyouth.com!!
You aren't cool enough to be a guitar hero!!
Guitar Hero by misguided youth December 9, 2008

Guitar Hero 

1. DDR for guitarist wannabes
2. The easiest game for a real guitarist
Player 1: "Man, you're good at Guitar Hero."
Player 2: "I play guitar. You're fucked."
Guitar Hero by Jimmy Eat My World January 5, 2009