Guadabanio

Any boy named after a food substance

A Guadabanio is any boy named after a food substance. Example:Basil Eggwim Etc.

by jasperorsey December 11, 2006

Guadalupan Blowjob

When a man's partner travels to Guatemala and purchases 4 puppies there. She then returns home and has the puppies begin licking her toes and then she begins dragging them upward all the while licking her. She does this until she is ready for the next part. She then proceeds to shove one puupy down her man's throat, strap one puppy to each leg, and strap one around his balls. She then continues and ends with a normal Blowjob.

Beatrice wanted to give her husband a Guadalupan Blowjob for his 28th birthday, but didn't want to spend too much.

by SasquatchBra May 2, 2011

guaddam.

Guadalupe resevoir.

Let's go swimming at Guaddam

by Mighty Joe Young October 29, 2003

guads

A disease, a bad one, it has AIDS.

I heard you caught some guads at the orgy party, now you have life long companion.

by darealperson May 17, 2012

Guadalupified

The act of going to the guadalupe river, renting toobs, drinking lots of beer, and hooking up with the opposite sex.

Matthew McConaughey: Hey man what are you doing this weekend?

Lance Armstrong: Dude, I'm headin to New Braunfels to get guadalupified.

Matthew McConaughey: Right on, Right on.

by Playmaker16 September 3, 2010

Guada Guada

A phrase used to describe somthing that is stupid funny, self embarassing or just dumb that is added on at the end of a sentence.

1:I wish I was with your sister... Guada Guada.

2:I like me some chicken... Guada Guada

by Joey-O September 16, 2011

Guadalupe

When you fart so hard that your butt cheeks clap

i just Guadalupe on that little kid

dude did you hear that guy Guadalupe

by Riivera June 18, 2011