grass is always greener

Origin: Stoner: When the bowl is ash on top and you flip it over so its green.

Bro 1: Bro, that's harsh.
Bro 2: Bro, the grass is always greener.
Bro 3: dooooppppppeeee

by Mister Swag Daddy October 21, 2015

the grass is greener on the other side

A phrase used by an illegal distributor of marjijuana( plug ) to let customers know he has more product.

Guy 1: hey man, the grass is greener on the other side.

Guy 2: okay, need 1.

by YeetSauce July 19, 2016

The Grass Ain’t Greener

When someone assumes that life will be better without a person however it clearly is not

(Ex relationship)
Guy: I’m so lonely I miss you

Girl: so the grass ain’t greener then (without me)

by E-lA September 5, 2023

grass is greener where you water it

This means that where your attention flows your energy goes.

What you pay attention to by focusing your time and life on is what will appear to grow or develop in your memory.

This is a spin off of “the grass is greener on the other side”

Hon, the grass is greener where you water it, don’t pay attention to what anyone else’s yard looks like.

by sound recollection December 2, 2025

It's Not Easy Being Greene

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.

To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022

Geenerk

A 'geenerk' is a person that embodies the traits of a geek, a nerd, and a dork. In other words, someone that you pick on in high school and wind up working for as an adult (geek), whose IQ exceeds his weight (nerd), and has odd interests, and is often silly at times (dork). This term was coined by Elaine Perez in September 2009 while referring to her friend Cesar Bocanegra.

If you do a survey with your friends asking them if you're a geek or a nerd, and the response back is that you're both and also a dork, then you're a geenerk.

by MaximusMustache October 5, 2009

greenette

1 A person with green hair.
2 A substitute for a dumb blonde.

.....and the greenette thought the sheep was a dog.
That greenette has grass greeen hair.
The greenette was dumb.

by erfv March 14, 2010