Grapefruit Dread

The most soul soothing band in history, simply with a different name. See Grateful Dead.

Deadhead: I was jammin' out to some soul soothing Grapefruit Dread the other day, man, it was sweeeet.
Uncle Jerry, man, rest in peace.
Young'un: You mean Jerry Garcia? And Grateful Dead?
Deadhead: *facepalm.*

by TimeKilledTheDead February 20, 2012

grapefruit bowling

when you and your bros go out to the old town road with a bunch of grapefruits and accelerate to 55+ mph and roll the grapefruit out the window causing the grapefruit to explode into a citrus cloud. Must be done in a small enough car to lean out the window and bowl

Man: "hey bro, lets go grapefruit bowling"

by williehunt September 14, 2019

Grapefruit technigue

This is a technigue in which you suck a man's penis with your mouth and a grapefruit for extra pleasure

Example: Hey babe do you wanna do the grapefruit technigue tonight?

by SomeDumb June 20, 2018

Grapefruit Method

The act of sucking your man's dick while simultaneously fucking him with a grapefruit.

Babe, I love the grapefruit method. I could of been fucking a grapefruit this whole time!

by Grapefruit method September 8, 2016

grapefruit syndrome

when ones balls swell due to injury or fatigue.

Alex got kicked in the balls and now suffers from grapefruit syndrome.

by Sir. Qweefs A lot July 12, 2011

pink grapefruit

Looks like a nice pink pussy and then you taste it and it's like you licked a battery.

I just ate a pink grapefruit and almost threw up- bitch!

by Nuts Magee April 3, 2011

Grapefruit spooning

Uncomfortable spooning that involves a lot of puckering.

I was using the Burmese Glory Hole when a guy started grapefruit spooning me. That was uncomfortable

by Magog_Dog August 24, 2018