goozer

That fleshy wormlike hanger on (appendage) in the back of your throat. Commonly known as the uvula to the educated classes. The ignant classes consider it a target for skeet shootin'!

1. Whoa Delbert! If you make her deep-throat that thing you'll knock her goozer plum loose.
2. Damn, after all that boozin last night my goozer feels like a jelly bean stuck in my throat.

by Push'dwood Pete April 24, 2007

goobelgoobelsmitch

A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.

Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch

by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011

goozle

n. Snoop Dog's favority means of finding the online bizatches.

Hey, let's goozle up some of boobies.

by Devin Davidson May 29, 2003

Goozilla

A person or thing that is so immense in toxic stupidity (and lard) they are commonly mistaken for a giant Japanese Monster or someone breaking the first rule of 4chan.

"This World of Warcraft kid is so annoying!"
"Total goozilla."

by TTally November 16, 2009

goozelfaben

The solidified secretion of both ass and ballsack sweat which accumulates beneath the gooch.

Woah dude, you've got a lot of goozelfaben down there! Is that why it smells like shit and semen in here?

by Marcus Chronic February 24, 2010

goobeln

To ponder in extreme depth.

Artistotle was famous to goobeln often of the workings of the world.

by Canis Write May 22, 2010

Goozleback

An annoying person and of someone who is always bumbing money.

Damn Zach is a Goozleback. He is always asking for money.

by Jamaljeffereys May 13, 2016