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Gandalfing

Verb; To Gandalf.
Is the act of denying an opponent's pass, shot or cross during competitive play by means of solid blocking.
Is most notably and skilfully executed by UNSW women's football players.
'Did you see her? She totally Gandalfed the shit out of that Nowra chick's shot'
or
"Look at how bad Apia are at Gandalfing"
by UNSW November 3, 2012
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Gandalf

An exclamation, spoken with great gravity to a MTF tranny whose member has begun to bulge from under her frock.

Derivation: Sir Ian McKellen, the wizard in flowing robes: "You shall not pass!"
It was off to the Ladies Room, after Hedwig's friend bent over and whispered in the tranny's ear: 'Gandalf! Go check yourself, girl!'
by valeriegirl June 8, 2009
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Gandalfing

to be so gassy that you feel that you are able to make a ship out of the gas that has just excreted from your anus.
I am gandalfing the nina right now....everyone watch out
by gamontro211 August 27, 2007
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Gandalf the cat

Gandalf is a white calico cat who licks a graham cracker every Monday on TikTok
Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity

Gandalf the cat is an internet celebrity
by Memequeen21 September 4, 2023
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Dirty Gandalf

The Dirty Gandalf is the art of masturbating on to the Chin of your partner, creating a messy white beard of spooge, they must then shout "You shall not pass!". To add extra credibility to the act, midgets dressed as Hobbits may be used as well as other props like robes, staff etc. Photographs must me taken for posterity.
Darling , I have ordered midgets for tonight, get your robe on, its time for Dirty Gandalf to arrive.
by Tuncy Sloblock April 30, 2014
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Vaginal gandalf

When a lad requires the assistance and guidance of a lass in order to pull some fit piece of ass, the lass in question is providing the role of vaginal gandalf
Dan: hey I need help getting this girl's number

Bekah:Don't worry bro I'll be your vaginal gandalf and wing woman you
by Hipposyawn January 26, 2017
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Whistling Gandalf

Verb: When a man with a long beard gives head and wraps his beard around the shaft.
Dude, Gimli gives the best whistling Gandalfs.
by WalksN2Mordor March 7, 2017
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