Greaser Punk

A Greaser Punk is a Punk that dresses like a Greaser with jeans and or Dickie's, rolled up selves and pants. Who might be into hot rods as 50's greasers were. With hair combed back with various oils, "greased" back. This person might wear punk band t-shirt and punk wrist bands (bracelet) and other punk ant-fashion.

Guy 1. That guy drives a hot rod and dress like a Greaser yet he wears Punk band t-shirt, like, The Ramones and Dead Kennedys.

Guy 2. He must be a Greaser Punk.

by Celtic Guy May 17, 2006

Greaser Supreme

Doing a hair flick after you haven’t washed your hair in a week so all of the grease comes off and lands on your dick. Then you use this grease as lube and perform intercourse on a female.

Matt: Look at this picture of a girl I took home the other night

Owen: Damn bro she’s a baddie. What did you do with her?

Matt: Gave her the greaser supreme

by Carmoney February 16, 2018

greaser dog

a long haired ugly fuck that dont take showers.

hey you guys no that daniel kid I swear thats one ugly ass greaser dog.

by Daniel shaw May 19, 2008

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't

Omfg I can't stand that guy! He's such a greaser lightning, he's someone who thinks they're cool but are really aren't. He's so annoying!

by Sandle&smores June 12, 2017

greaser lightning

Someone who thinks they're cool, but really aren't. They usually use cancerous memes (i.e. dabbing, hairlines, etc.). They like music genres such as pop, rap, and trap. They try to be the "cool one" or "bad boy" Their age ranges from preteen to teen, but most are preteen middleschoolers. They are idiots and they're everywhere. They are a waste of oxygen and make the human race worse. They I feel sad for everyone who has to deal with them.

Dan: "Yo guys check out my new fidget spinner!"
Bob: "Bro fight me for it!"
Joe: "God, you both are idiotic greaser lightnings"

by Lolfiredude June 20, 2017

Porch Greaser

When beaner is cleaning a rich white mans yard.

Damn that stupid beaner is a real porch greaser

Hablo ingles you porch greaser?!?!?!

"Did you see Jeff's yard the other day?" "Yeah it looks amazing, must be the new porch greaser he bought"

"Damn is that the new kind of porch greaser? Its darker than I expected it to be"

by Aliendoodoo April 26, 2023

big old greaser

A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.

Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob

by YekramC March 5, 2015