Whalelord Goddess

A manipulative hoe that looks like a fat potato. They cheat on their men numerous times and have fish smelling pussies riddled with HIV. If you encounter a Whalelord Goddess, communicate with them using whale sounds. I guarantee they'll do tricks like Shamu.

Guy 1: "I got bad news dawg, my girl gave me HIV."

Guy 2: "I told your dumb ass to dump her after the 3rd time she cheated on you. That's what you get for dating a Whalelord Goddess. Now no one would want your turtle looking HIV having ass."

Example 2:

Guy 1: "Hey bro, I found a Whalelord Goddess and she came to me after I done a whole bunch of whale sounds!"

Guy 2: "Awesome, but did the bitch do a flip like Shamu?"

by fineaus March 11, 2017

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Hippie Goddess

A hippie woman who fully embraces the meaning of nature.

That hippie Goddess is at one with nature.

by The hippie flower January 25, 2009

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sex goddess

n. a female who is a deity to mankind in bed. She is so potent at giving and receiving pleasure that she will often leave men enchanted in a helplessly amazed stupor.

I am a sex goddess.

by Berry Flomar January 18, 2004

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Green goddess

Another name for some good weed.

Hey Tommy pass me some more of that green goddess

by Mary Jane 420 October 30, 2013

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cum goddess

A cum slut worshipped for her beauty and innate ability to make worshippers blow massive loads. A deity that needs cock and can suck and fuck unlike a normal bitch. When worshipped strongly enough she will devote her being to being a complete whore for her daddy and his cock.

Megan became Scotty’s cum goddess after he worshiped her whore cunt and overflowed her pussy with his huge loads.

by Pig_owned July 19, 2018

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