GILF

Geek I'd like to fuck.

Melonie always talks about fixing floppies, handling hard drives, and interfacing the mother board...she is such a gilf.

by TomBrown February 05, 2011

Gilfing

The act of sleeping with a hot grandma

Me and the hot grandma are gilfing

by TheDJ05 November 03, 2018

GILF

A mix between a Gif and a Milf... or a granda/grandma I'd like to fuck.

"I'm a Gilf," said Queen Elizabeth.

by Where the frogs February 27, 2017

Gilf

Grandma I'd Like to Fuck

"You know what I was just thinking? Fuck getting me a Milf I need a Gilf and that 401k, tbh"

by AnxiousAnonymous November 06, 2019

GILF

GILF is an abbreviation for "Grandma/Grandpa I'd Like to Fuck." It can be used to define old celebrities that are still smexy, such as George Clooney and Marilyn Monroe.

"Dude, look at that lady over there, she's so hot."
"Yeah, that's totally a GILF!"

"That chicks a total knockout."

"Man, that's my grandma."
"Whoa, GILF moment."

"Wow, Brad Pitt is a GILF."

by catbasketcase August 18, 2011

GILF

Governor I'd Like to F*ck.

-as in GILF Palin.

by GF34598304 September 15, 2008

GILF

Gran.i'd.like.to.fuck

wow thats a GILF (gran i'd like to fuck)

by jonny rubber September 12, 2007