Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”
by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022
Get the Gertrude The Thirdmug. When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face
by Daddy Cuh October 2, 2022
Get the dirty Gertrudemug. Test to apply to movies. Does a scene with two women: last more than 4 minutes? And do they refrain from talking about men in that time?
Did "Lincoln" pass the Gertrude test? Did "Gentlemen Prefer Blonds" pass the Gertrude test? Did "A League of their Own" pass the Gertrude test?
by Gal Friday January 11, 2014
Get the gertrude testmug. My gooche has been sweating all day, I for sure am gertruding
This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding
This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding
by Big Dick Mikey March 30, 2024
Get the Gertrudingmug. Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
by Pedro bumford April 8, 2019
Get the Uncle Gertrudemug.