fut champs

aids, makes you want to die in a hole

Why isn’t John at school today?
He was playing Fut Champs this weekend

by JohnHarryBoi December 22, 2019

Fut Champs

One of the worst possible gaming experiences. Purposely made to induce anger in you. The home of many cunt Timmys who sweat it out with Mbappe and Neymar while only doing byline cutbacks for goals. Will make you break your controller.

Me: Yo Jimmy why’d you just smash your controller on the ground, those things are worth 60 bucks

Jimmy: It’s fine, I usually break controllers while playing fut champs

by FuckRuiCosta February 21, 2022

Fut the shuck up

Another (more awesome) way of saying "shut the fuck up".

Person 1: Hey man, your mum's a dog.
Person 2: Fut the shuck up asshole.

by Jackusssssssss January 15, 2009

fut the wuck

If you switch the f and w's letters, it would make "wut the fuck" but instead it's FUT THE WUCK!!

A damsel: "OMG!! FUT THE WUCK!!! I LOST MY VIBRATING DILDO!"

Another damsel: "Aww that's too bad, good thing I remember where I left it at my house."

by Nick Francese October 28, 2005

FUT DAT

A phrase used by African Americans living in the Southern states of the USA usually meaning "Fuck That" or "Hell Naw". Can also indicate the last straw, the beginning of a fight, the beginning of a shoot out and or an onslaught.

Nigga 1: Aye bruh I'll beat yo mothafuckin ass. You a bitch anyway nigga.

Nigga 2: FUT DAT!!!

*GUNS FIRE UNTIL EVERYONE DIES*

by SweetMeatMcGee September 30, 2011

Fut-Up

A delightful blend of Fuck Off and Shut up that you can use any time.

What?!! Fut-Up!!
I just told him to Fut-Up and that was that.

by SpankyBAG August 24, 2010

fut the wuck

fut the wuck is the exact oppoiste of "what the fuck?!"
when something is completely rightous, bomb, 1337, teh pwnz, etc. Repeat for added emphasis. shortened to FTW with those in the know...

em: haha, calvin just pasted susie with a slushball!!
ben: calvin and hobbes, fut the wuck.
em: fut the wuck!

jimmy: choclate cake, fut the wuck!

by teh insurgen7 squirrel June 19, 2007