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Freshomore

When gay ass schools hold you back and dont let you be in the grade your supposed to be. When starting highschool you are a freshomore.
Madi was supposed to be a sophomore, but her school held her back when she moved states. Making her a freshman, or how she likes to put it, a Freshomore.
by roxiitheemoprincess August 11, 2010
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freshpoutine

Man I got get some of that freshpoutine
by FreshPoutine November 25, 2014
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Fresno City College

A school-shaped toilet frequented by failed students, drug addicts, single moms, and black people whom attempt to get a quality education.

On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).

Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.

21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.

With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".

City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.

Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
Nicole: Hey, should I go to Fresno City College next year; I want a good job?

Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.

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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?

Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.

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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!

Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
by President Obomba December 14, 2009
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Freeport

A relatively small city located in Northwest Illinois. Sadly enough, Freeport is the biggest city in Stephenson County and the population was 26,443 at the 2000 census.
In 1858, the second debate between Abraham Lincoln and Stephen A. Douglas took place in Freeport. Whoop.
This city has been named Pretzel City USA, although there is no longer any pretzel bakery OR factory and there is more than one high school in the US (hell, in Illinois) with a pretzel as the mascot.
This town is full of hicks, potheads, and 'gangsters'.

Freeport has a high rate for teen pregnancy and STD's, because the teenagers located in Freeport have nothing better to do than have sex with each other. In 2009 alone, 246 cases of Chlamydia were reported. Gross.
Freeport's main attraction is the Walmart. Other than the wonderful 24-Hour Walmart, there is nothing to do and nowhere to go.
Person 1: "I partied in Freeport the other day, and now it hurts to pee!"

Person 2: "You might want to go get checked for Chlamydia, Bro."

Person 3: "...Who's down to go to Walmart?"
by Nestle. January 16, 2011
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freson

noun.

1.a rich mexican boy who is basically a metrosexual - wears very stylish clothes, cares a lot about his hair, and usually pops his collar
2. in other words, a male fresa

(see fresa)
I really like that guy at the fresa table.
But isn't he a freson?
Well duh! That's why I like him!
by raggy biotch October 2, 2005
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Freeport

A small "city" in NW Illinois where everyone is moving out and all the businesses are closing. There is nothing to do here but drink and do drugs. If you drive down Prospect, Carroll, Pleasant, Iroquois, Illinois, Miami, East Empire, High st. or Shawnee at night you will probably get shot. There is a lovely little shop by the MLK center, there are always people crossing the street to get there who dare you to hit them. There are 2 cops. There are alot of crack heads with nasty teeth. If you are looking to buy a particular item, chances are none of the stores will carry it and you will have to go out of town, if you need a job, prepare to make minimum wage. Your neighbors either sell or do drugs, or both. The north west side is becoming a ghost town. It has lots of fast food joints and banks, but nothing else. The high school mascot is a pretzel.
Hey lets go to Freeport for a fresh Pretzel, it is the Pretzel City you know! Oh... you don't have fresh pretzels?
by yumtaco January 22, 2015
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Freeport

Preppy town in Maine that has a huge shopping area of various outlets. Volvo station wagons, polo's, and frappucino's are a necessity. Known (state-wide) for the cross country, and skiing teams. Also the home to L.L. Bean
Wow, you can tell that person is from Freeport.
by mogo December 28, 2005
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