felching

This is an act which someone sucks, sometimes with a straw, semen out of another's vagina or ass.

Boy, I sure am parched. I sure could go for felching your ass right about now.

by MsAshley December 7, 2006

fresking

When you are "freaking" so much that you can't even type it correctly.

One would even say this phrase out loud to emphasize how much they are truly freaking.

"OMG I'm fresking out that my fresking ovary burst"

by OBV October 25, 2014

Freshing my balls

The act of farting on your balls to feel the pressurized air coming from your rectum and then shoot your balls with a butt burp

Hey man where have you been?

Oh dont mind me I was just freshing my balls

by Ordinary description January 27, 2023

Freeshin'

To Make Raw Vegan Food

Yo I just Freeshed up the most delicious Raw Chocolate.

What you Freeshin' for dinner Mom? My famous Raw Sour Apple Quiche!

We just copped some freesh organic fruits and veggies it's time to do some serious Freeshin'.

by Raw Jon Kale August 26, 2013

Frenching the duck

When you stretch your foreskin out horizantally and your significant other bends over and proceeds to stick their tongue inside the small gap as if to French kiss a ducks bill

I was equally excited and disturbed last night when my girlfriend surprised me by frenching the duck

by Kentonawesome April 3, 2019

jelly felching

Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.

FelchingJelly Felching

by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 8, 2013

Mountain Freshing

The pre-teen act of trying to get high by cramming three large peppermint patties in your mouth, and then drinking a liter of Mountain Drew in one go to wash it down. Also used to describe desperate and often worthless "legal and hidden" ways to get high, like smoking banana peels, eating a lot of nutmeg, etc. Started at science fiction cons in the 1990s, now big among cosplayers and weeaboos.

Guy1: My 11 year old brother was throwing up all night after Mountain Freshing with his gamer pals.
Guy2: He believes that stuff? What ever happened to marker sniffing? Kids today...
Guy1: Best smelling vomit ever, though.

by Opee Sea Killer November 27, 2012