FP

Abbreviation for Favourite Person.

I had such a great day with Sam, she is totally my new FP.

by pennylane April 3, 2005

FPS

Short for First-Person-Shooter.

An overrated video game type that sucks.

Dude: WOO IM OBSESSED WITH HALO WOO IM RETARDED!

Dude: Shut up, FPS games suck. You just run around hitting the shoot button and running over guns to pick them up.

by baseballfan55 May 31, 2009

FPS

A Fart Propelled Shit. Classified as a turd that rockets out of the ass into toilet causing the depositor to get a splash of water onto their ass.

Man I has such a FPS I think I cracked the bowl! Dude quit punishing my toilet.

by ScMang October 7, 2003

FPS

Faps per second. The rate at which you fap in intervals of seconds.

Guy 1: Dude how was that date last night?

Guy 2: It was alright. She gave me a pic of herself and I got up to 8 FPS last night.

Guy 1: *Awkward silence* ..... Wanna play COD?

Guy 2 : ... Alright.

by meh.......................... July 10, 2010

fps

aka fag pussy shit -something that is extremely gay that fags with pussies would do/say/wear.

my moms mypsace song was sweet escape by gwen stefani...
so i wrote on her wall-"this song is fag pussy shit(fps)"

by bernice juach February 2, 2008

FPS

1. First Person Shooter. A game that puts the user in the 1st person and invovles shooting things

2. Fragged Player Syndrome. The feeling someone gets after being fragged

That n00b got FPS playin that FPS

by FomaTK April 3, 2005

FPS

Fat Piece of Shit; a very fat and disgusting person. Someone who blatantly disregards their health and public decency.

Did you see Jerry at the funeral? That FPS brought a bucket of chicken to eat during the eulogy.

by Fatty Fat Fat Sr. March 26, 2020