When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.
by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025
Get the Four loko fuckedmug. A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.
by Treyverse October 8, 2020
Get the Four Lokomug. by Treyverse October 8, 2020
Get the Four Lokosmug. by Rudolph's Victim January 5, 2024
Get the Four Lokomug. A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation
-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD
by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018
Get the Four Lokomug. the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.
"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.
by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024
Get the four loko factormug. May 25th is national four loko day. If you want to party with the demons, crack open a four loko to celebrate the day.
by bobby tanktop May 25, 2022
Get the national four loko daymug.