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Foon

A foon is a new way of saying 😺
Oi,you big fat foon
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foon

(verb) fōōn

The subtle art of spooning with your feet.
It was too hot to sleep next to each other, we chose to foon instead.
by tosieover September 26, 2019
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Foon

Foon is caveman slang for food soon,

Most people that use this slang have fried there brains with the devils lettuce
Stonner 1 : Hey dude are we gonna grab somethin to eat yet
Stonner 2: yeah mate foon
by Awheebitofacookedcunt August 11, 2022
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Foon

A coon who is afraid of food.
Damn she won't eat, that girl a foon
by Boi Flowerologist June 18, 2025
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Foon

The setting of the legendary podcast "Hello From the Magic Tavern."

do yourself a favor and listen to it.
I am a resident of Foon, and my name is

USIDORE
WIZARD OF THE 12TH

REALM OF EPHYSIYIES

MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW

MANIPULATOR OF MAGICAL DELIGHTS

DEVOURER OF CHAOS

CHAMPION OF THE GREAT HALLS

OF TERR'AKKAS

THE ELVES KNOW ME AS

FI'ANG YALOK

THE DWARES KNOW ME AS

ZOENEN HOOGSTANDJES

I AM KNOWN IN THE NORTHEAST AS

GAISMUENAS MEISTAR

AND THERE MAY BE OTHER SECRET NAMES YOU

DO

NOT

EVEN

KNOW!
by blorp'iaf November 25, 2019
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Foon

Instead of a spork, it’s a foon. Sporks ain’t shit like what even is that
It’s a fork and a spoon mixed together to create “foon” much better than spork
by Better than sporks November 4, 2021
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foap the foon

To foap the foon/ to masturbate.
Bro i really want to foap the foon right now
by Duckyq May 11, 2023
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