auto-fellaciatic digestion

One who cums in their hand and then eats it.

Tim and his buddies in college thought a guy was whackin' it a lot. They then set up a video camera in his dorm room and discovered that not only was he a chronic masturbator, he also participated in auto-fellaciatic digestion.

by WhiskeyNick September 26, 2006

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Self Fellatio

The act of giving yourself a blowjob. It's pretty damn impossible.

Guy 1: "Dude I just self fellatio'd myself."
Guy 2: "What? No way!"
Guy 1: "Hurt like fuck, but yeah. Ain't nothing like taking your own load."
Guy 2: "Dude, wtf..."

by the really awesome guy July 27, 2009

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fellaticake

While receiving head if at any time, for any reason fecal defication occurs, excluding use of a toliet such act will be described as fellaticake

Angies blowie was so trash I had to give her a fellaticake so I could get the fuck out of there

by it's_grill January 5, 2022

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fucking fell in the snow

Expression used to quickly explain a terrible night or situation when it truly sucked.

Dude how was your night.
Fucking fell in the snow

by anon2248 January 16, 2011

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Lord Fellaini

Nickname for the best player in football's history, most talented and skilled, Marouane Fellaini. He is often called a God of football, impressing with every single minute on the pitch. And he has the best hairstyle ever.

"OMG! How the fuck someone can miss that? Normal for Lord Fellaini"
"Lord Fellaini strikes again! Only two broken noses this time!"
"Man Utd really pays this man?"

by luciensias July 16, 2018

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