floop

When are girl farts, bleeds, and poops at the same time.

"All this sex is making me floop."

by FancyButterflies August 8, 2009

Floop

A girl who appears innocent and sweet but has a hidden agenda for some cock.

Guy: "I've been seeing this girl Amanda...you know the one that is always sitting alone at lunch and stuff like that? Well today she asked me to pull it out. I didn't expect her to be a floop."

by titanswearredsox June 16, 2009

floop

when u fart but accidentally shit ur pants

oh shit i flooped!

by kujo March 9, 2004

Floop

To inadvertently caresses a blunt point with the intention to pinch but failing to do so.

He flooped my left breast!

by Mark Vernon April 16, 2008

floop

a silly person whos saying silly things and is just full of nonsense.

margaret and ryan are both floops!

by Margaret Ryan January 10, 2010

A Floop

A Floop is a word for when someone confused. Mentally and physically. Like you have no idea what you have to do when you were just told what to do.

*Teacher explains what they have to do for a project*
Person 1 - Ok, let's get to work!
Person 2 - What do we have to do, again?
Person 1 - Ughhh! You are such a floop!!!
Person 2 - Yeah ... sorry
Person 1 - *Explains again*
Person 2 - Wait, what???

by Anonymous :D June 1, 2018

floop

n. The noise made when firing a grenade from a Brute Shot in Halo, or similarly when Cyberdyne Systems Model 101 shoots smoke grenades in Terminator 2.

Dave, playing Halo: "Ha! Moron! You'll never kill me with that stupid weapon!" FL00P! <dying scream, body flies up into the air> "Huh..."

T-101 to young John O'Connor: "Get back." FLOOP! <mass destruction>

Son: "I hate having an immigrant father! I hate it!"
Father: "You shtupid boy, I kill ju. I do the floop thing in your burt."

by Rij October 24, 2008