flat earther

Someone thats is stupid and is surviving on one singular braincell,preferably a boomer or someone that dropped out of school and failed every single science test.

That dude standing over there is a flat earther,take out your guns,henry,wake him up

by anonymous August 2, 2022

Flat earther

The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.

Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.

You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!

Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

flat earther

The worst kind of internet troll after Anti-broines.

flat earther flat out ignore physics.

by PhoenixQNebula July 27, 2016

Flat earther

A person who doesn't believe NASA really visited the moon and that we actually live on a geocentric model.

I'm a flat earther, haven't you noticed how there is never any visible curvature even from photos taken miles up, what happened to 8" of curvature every mile? research it before you dismiss it.

by lolplur July 28, 2016

flat earther

1)Someone who was dropped on their head as a child.

2)Someone who became autistic from vaccinations.

"In minecraft the Earth is flat!"
"I hate flat Earthers, I bet they thinks vaccinations don't cause autism

by BooredPersonn June 14, 2019

Flat earther

Logic at negative infinity and ignorance at positive infinity.

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- you mean a waste of earth's resources right?

A friend I don't have- look flat earther!
Me- Oh so that's why I just lost all my brain cells.

by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021

Flat earther

Flat earther (noun): One that thinks that everybody that doesn't share his opinion is a sheep. Also doesn't believe a word anyone says unless it came from Facebook.

Normal person: Hey did you hear about this rocket they are launching?
Flat earther: You mean the one that's gonna spray us with mind-controlling devices?
Normal person: Wtf man?
Flat earther: I read it on Facebook

by Atnedr May 17, 2021