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Fingerer's Remorse

The feeling you get when driving after realizing that the guy you just gave the finger will now be sitting alongside you at a very long traffic light or was heading to the same store. First used by Adam Carrolla on his podcast 1/16/2020.
I got a bad case of fingerer's remorse when I realized that the guy to whom I had just enthusiastically flipped the bird for cutting me off in traffic was pulling into the bosses space where I had come to interview for my dream job.
by Meg Nutman January 16, 2020
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little fingered

1) To be manipulated by an older man, whose ultimate goal is to sleep with you.

2) To be tricked or deceived
Jane didn't realize she was being little fingered by her dad's best friend when he offered her the baby sitting job.
by Shawnyman11988 September 5, 2017
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bill fingered

When someone wins fame for something you've created.
-I created that story all by myself and he got the credits for it.
-You were Bill Fingered.
by LordWolf January 27, 2018
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Devil Fingered

Something that a lot of wroetoshaw fans want to know the definition to
Person 1: “ what’s that?”
Person 2: “ a wroetoshaw fan wanting to know the definition to devil fingered
by Kxle4567 February 6, 2020
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shitty fingered old hag

a term used to describe the old woman who makes it her duty to spoil peoples fun
just mind your own business you shitty fingered old hag

.....then the shitty fingered old hag went and called the cops,so we had to split
by jamma-dee September 3, 2006
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Two-Fingered Poopchute

After girls poop, if there's a piece still stuck in there that can't be pushed out, she can put her fingers in her vagina and push up into her colon and it'll come out.
Janie had a piece of shit that wouldn't come out so she gave herself the old two-fingered poopchute and out it came!
by igitdude October 12, 2011
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three fingered cotton top hat

The sexual act of inserting the three middle fingers into a vagina (or anus), through the underwear.
Mike's horny girlfriend asked him for a three fingered cotton top hat.
by shelfmonkey November 3, 2011
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