alternate facts

The Trump administration's interpretation of fact; a fact inside a conservative bubble; HUH?

Alternate facts are often used by the delusional.

by Tedda M. January 22, 2017

Fendi Facts

It’s just like a fact. It’s a luxury fact. A high class statement that is established as truth. Very Expensive. Backed by one of the leading luxury brands (Fendi) but not really, because it’s just a clever play on words.

Example.
When ray tells you “don’t tell me what to do! That’s fendi facts!

by Fendi Fact November 21, 2018

Alternative Facts

Double speak to avoid the synonym "lying" in professional conversation. The antonym of actual facts.

Donald Trump enjoys citing alternative facts in his press conferences.

by SunPatch January 22, 2017

alternate facts

A false statement contradictory to the truth mean to be taken as reality.

We didn't lie to our investors. We gave alternate facts.

by Señor Chavez January 22, 2017

Veggietales Facts

The one Twitter account that posts high quality Christan facts and also about Veggie Tales.

Guy 1: Hey did you see Veggietales facts most recent tweet?
Guy 2: No. What is it?
Guy 1: "Does anyone know any demonic rituals you can do with household supplies? I'm on a budget."

by SomeRandomSnake April 21, 2021

cold hard facts

Facts without anything added to make them more pleasant or interesting.

Facts that are devoid of any emotions, the blatant irreversible truth.

Nobody asked you to spit cold hard facts in this chat. Calm down.

by Atlanta Footwear April 24, 2021

Only Fans

A waste of money. A bunch of British ig “models” who charge way too much for naked photos and videos on top of a monthly subscription fee. Not worth it, porn is free.

Guy: Dude that chick on only fans is super hot and it only costs $20 a month to follow her and for 50 dollars I got a video of her fingering herself .
Friend: Dude.... porn is free , stop wasting money on a chick who you won’t fuck.

by Dr. Mike Hunt November 13, 2019