fadoochie

When a fine lady spits the ejaculate into a not-so-fine lady's mouth, who then procedes to vomit your excretion straight up your asshole.

Last night me and the boyz were vaping so hard and these 2 girls started to fadoochie us

by N1gg3rF@gg0t August 1, 2017

microshit fanboy

Someone who is obsessed with Windows 10, other versions of Windows, or other Microsoft products.

Person 1: *Rants in his Zoom call on how Windows 10 is the best*
Person 2: Shut the fuck up, microshit fanboy. Stop the fucking rant.

by sd8322 June 4, 2021

fandom

A life that will eat your heart alive. It will hurt so much, so much but still you're gonna like it and can't fucking leave it. Your life depends on it.

Welcome fellow header! Right in the feels, every day, every hour.

Hiddles fandom: Tom Hiddleston doesn't know of my existence but I still keep adoring him, loving him. And shipping him with Ben.

by rrandomly April 4, 2015

battlefield fanboy

A little kid or teenager who used to be a cod fanboy then became a bf fanboy after playing bfbc2 or bf3. They are the most annoying people you can find, much worse than cod and halo fanboys.

battlefield fanboy: C0D Sucks BFs d1ck Cod is da same sh1t 3v3ry y3@r BF r@p3s C0Ds @$$ 3v3ryone wh0 plays C0d is g@y
neutral player: Come man, cod is not that bad. Actually i like and play both of them.
Bf fanboy: Y0u s@y th@t cuz you suck at BF k1dd0!!!111 BF is for r3al man!!!11
neutral player: (facepalm)

by Captain ESS October 5, 2013

Fados Math

fados math is math that you can only do or understand while smoking and being high. as you come down from your flight you have no memory of ever doing it.

paul - yo how did you pass your math classes in highschool?

los - idk son i guess it was just fados math.

by Los' June 12, 2011

Minecraft fanboy

An guy which rages over minecraft and spams in versus videos that minecraft is better.

(In crappy versus videos)

Normal Guy : Stop the fight you dumb fanboys, this is annoying.

Minecraft fanboy : NAAH LOL MINECRAFT IS AWESUM IT HAS RANDOMLY GENERATED TERRAIN AND ALOT OF MATURE ADULTS AND FACTIONS AND ALOT OF CRAP THHAHAHHTROLL

ITS BETTER THAN ROBLOX AND BLOCKLAND AND OMGTROLOLOLOL

by Startde1245 June 26, 2012

apple fanboy

An apple fanboy is someone who has caught a common disease in which they praise Apple products and criticize everything else. The sickness is usually caught after the victim sees too many Apple TV advertisements, and buys into Apple's marketing strategy. The Apple fans will usually line up for hours, even days in extreme cases, to be one of the first to get their hands on a new, outrageously overpriced Apple product, which features technology that has been on the market on other handsets for months, if not years. Apple fanboys also support Apple in its constant legal disputes with rivaling companies, especially Samsung. Apple fanboys are convinced that every smartphone in existence is a copy of their precious iPhone, which has struggled to change over half a decade. The infected fanboys also try desperately to make up reasons why their "perfect" Apple products are so much better than other devices, particularly Android devices, to no avail. Unfortunately, it is a rare occurence to see an Apple fanboy fight off the sickness and give any other products a chance.

Apple fanboy: Why is the power button on your Samsung on the side of the phone?

Regular person: Since the screen is bigger, it's easier to just press on the side instead of having to reach for the top of the phone.

Apple fanboy: (Struggling) Well... you Samsung owners are just lazy and need to get off your fat asses and reach for the top of the phone.

by Your pseudonymmmm April 1, 2013