by Chillfunky December 14, 2017

by cocklick June 29, 2003

by ashley and nicole May 19, 2008

by Dawg December 19, 2004

The scuba-diving, surfboard-wielding, incomprehensibly funky ape who is so radical he destroys the ozone layer with his very existence.
He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
He also plays well in MarioKart Wii as the fastest heavyweight character, so he's used in time trial runs a lot.
Friend: What's so great about Funky Kong, anyway?
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Me, an intellectual: ULALALALALAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
by Funky Kong "ULALALALALAYYYYYY" February 14, 2020

A stank hoe.
by anon lastname January 31, 2018

"That dude just tried to walk up the down escalator while singing "Surfin' Bird!" He's a real funky bat!"
by Percysledge June 19, 2012
