Fungus amongus

Melanie aka a fungus around us.

Whose a fungus amongus? Melanie hehe

by Bob Cheese December 27, 2003

Fungus Dongus

A bacterial infection that encompasses the male genitalia and often spreads up into the anus resulting in very intense stimulation. The only cure for this is to ejaculate into your own anus requiring at least 4.5 inches flaccid, though most often it’s preferred to not cure the infection and enjoy intense orgasms.

Fungus Dongus is very fun time that looks a very not fun time. Everybody should want Fengus Dongus on their dick

by TrollEverything69 June 28, 2022

fungus cock

When there's lots of cock-cheese around the head of a penis. The smegma resembles white fungus.

"I haven't had a shower for a week. I opened my underwear to discover a wretched stink and I had severe fungus cock."
"Jane divorced her ugly husband because she was sick of eating his fungus cock!"

by jaylbayt October 21, 2009

Fungus Fairy

A smaller creature of the female species. She is a guaranteed STD transmitter. She will most likey have Athlete's Foot.

See that fungus fairy over there?

by TeddyW September 15, 2010

fungus fingers

Where you finger a blue waffle and get all of the puss on your fingers

oh dude, I heard you got fungus fingers of that girls blue waffle!

by westy lad March 12, 2011

Fungus Balls

Synonym for Jock Itch.

Dude, thsee fungus balls are killing me.

by LysaJo December 30, 2015

fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016