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That fucking bitch ass dog

This stupid ass fucking dog I’m sick of this niggas shit like deadass it pisses me off I want to fucking kill it I’m sick of it, life is not all sunshine and rainbows nigga fuck this stupid ass dog and fuck them grades too but even more fuck this stupid ass dog it can literally fucking kill itself I’m not joking it’s fucking smile pisses me off and I’m done with this shit bro like deadass
by Cameron wilson3939938363 April 29, 2024
mugGet the That fucking bitch ass dogmug.

National fuck your dog day

On March 2nd you can fuck your own dog! legally!
Hey alec remember when you dreamed fucking your dog? Well now you can! On National fuck your dog day!
by AlecIsHot March 2, 2023
mugGet the National fuck your dog daymug.

I Fucked The Dog

This phrase does not mean what it says... It is an easy and stealthy to mention to anyone that you had sex with the ugly guy/girl at the bar/club/restaurant . To people that aren't aware they may think its a joke , but your friends will!
Bro 1 : I was at the pub last night and when I got home, I fucked the dog.

Dude 1 : Wow dude thats funny but obviously you dont have sex with animals

Bro 2 : damn mate , why would u fuck her, dont u know theres much prettier women at the pub
by yeaokbuddy December 17, 2022
mugGet the I Fucked The Dogmug.

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made
John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"
by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025
mugGet the Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesdaymug.

fuck the dog

to screw the pooch; to mess up
When you fuck up badly e.g fumbling a 10 or poorly hiding the dismembered remains of your teacher Mr. Finn when he asks you why you're late for the 3rd time this week
James: yo did you recharge the cart?
Kendrick Lamar: nah dog I totally forgot
James: dude you fucked the dog on that one
fuck the dog: to screw up
by irate_armadillo June 10, 2024
mugGet the fuck the dogmug.
rodeen fucks dogs
hey whos that guy and whats he doing doing

thats rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleeps
by CheeseOkBettLmao May 20, 2022
mugGet the rodeen with glasses in fortnite with his dog and fucking his dog while he sleepsmug.

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.
Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.
by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021
mugGet the Fuck a dog daymug.

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