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Fractional CMO

A person who is a fraction of a chief marketing officer (CMO) because their intelligence is limited to <10% of an average CMO. Note: Average CMO intelligence is ~10% of average human intelligence, therefore fractional CMOs provide ~1% ability of what you could do for yourself.
If you have <1% of time free, hire a fractional CMO.
by Rubication September 23, 2022
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decimal fraction

Used in a minority of countries to pretend the presence of a metric system, when in fact a non-metric system is used. Instead of using a designated smaller unit or real fraction, the bigger unit is used with a decimal point.

More often used in combination with the decimal system to describe numbers that are not even.
Geoff: “It’m 6 feet and 5 inches tall.”

Heidi: “uh… I only know the metric system.”

Geoff: “Oh, sorry. That’s 6 5/12 feet.”

Heidi: “That’s a real fraction, not metric, though.”

Geoff: “Oh right. I mean 6.42 feet.”

Heidi: “OK, that’s a decimal fraction alright, but still not metric 🤣”
Geoff: “Hey Siri, what’s 6 feet and 5 inches in metric?”
Siri: “6 feet, 5 inches is equivalent to about 1.96 meters.”
by Phrackle April 11, 2021
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fractional task

The opposite of multi-tasking. When one is only capable of focusing on part of one or multiple tasks at any given moment.
Wow! Your multi-tasking skills are on point! I can only fractional task.

I was fractional tasking all day and got 7 different things partially done.
by ShakespeareII November 4, 2020
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Fractionate

There is five of us and one pizza. Who wants to fractionate it?
by FrostedCheerios April 29, 2010
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Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)
Any number that can be written by dividing one integer by another-in plain English, any number that can be written as a fraction or ratio. (An easy way to remember this is to think of rational’s root word “ratio.”)
by Adlane33 March 13, 2021
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fractions

something satan sent from hell to kill us all
stupid fractions
by tEeHeEqUiRky November 4, 2021
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Fractioned

Shit Fortnite player who came LAST (33rd fucking place) with UNCONTESTED Corny Complex in the FNCS finals.
Don't let this distract you from the fact Fractioned got last in finals with corny uncontested!
by RATIOOOOOOOO October 28, 2021
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