Four Lokos

A Drink made for pussy ass bitches.

I’m going to go pretend like I’m getting drunk off a weak ass drink like Four Lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

Four Loko

Silly Ipecac

Me and the boys got crunked out on those four loko's last night. I nearly got alcohol poisoning!

by Rudolph's Victim January 5, 2024

Four loko fucked

When you’re absolutely obliterated after drinking a Four Loko. Not just drunk — like blacked out, making bad decisions, texting your ex, thinking you can dance level wasted. It hits way too hard for one can.

Dude I don’t remember a single thing after pregame.”
“Yeah bro, you were Four Loko fucked.”

by Thejoeofthemama June 21, 2025

Four Loko

A 12% alcoholic beverage with caprisun taste that with half a can you already feel your legs numb in a "what the fuck, my legs are there but they dont respond a shit, how im i even capable to walk" sensation

-This Four loko taste good
-you already finished it?
-no, im only half the can
-ok, can you pass me the pencil please, move your ass up from that chair
-ok *stands up* WOOOUUH, I DONT FEEL MY LEGS XD

by guitarboy7 August 4, 2018

Four loko

A fairly strong drink crafted by Ohio State University alumni that originally contained caffeine. Modern iterations are just 11% malt beer, flavor, and an absurd amount of sugar. Commonly consumed by underage students to get as drunk as possible for as cheap as possible.

Only the strongest can survive shotgunning a four loko

“Oh god, the four loko is hitting. I’m going to blackout tonight for sure.”

“The best frats sneak four lokos in for the girls and brothers!”

by Nepenthe12042 May 12, 2021

Four Loko

A drink made for pussies. Extremely low alcohol content but will make a basic bitch pretend like it’s getting her drunk.

I’m gonna go get drunk while drinking a four lokos.

by Treyverse October 8, 2020

four loko factor

the unplanned intrusion by four loko into your average night out plans. often leads to a really bizarre next day.

"bro i stood up my girlfriend last night but completely by mistake. i was getting ready for the date and sipping on my for loko. next thing i know im waking up on the lawn naked at noon the next day and my dog is licking peanut butter of my dick. its that damn four loko factor. what a sneaky bastard.

by Raoulduke69 January 18, 2024