Fartnuts

The "Oh,no!" lumps in a fart that you knew in advance that you shouldn't have risked, due to recent diarrhea.

I felt the fartnuts, and knew that I had to go home to change my shorts.

by Phuqit October 14, 2009

19 dollar fortnite card

who wants it? and yes. I'm giving it away and remember share share SHARE.

And trolls, DON'T GET BLOCKED

man: fortnite bad
guy: 19 dollar fortnite card
man: omg i need that

by ThatGuyWithABrain69 February 1, 2021

No Fortnite February

A month in which you cannot play Fortnite in any way, shape or form. Loss of virginity tends to increase by 600%

"Yo, John Wick needs your help at Tilted Towers!"

"Sorry man, it's No Fortnite February! Can't do that shit today!"

by YaBoi69ingDatHoe November 10, 2018

fortnite flu

The act of pretending to be sick and playing “Fortnite”. Usually done by those who want to get a win or just someone that wants to play instead of go to school.

“John has the fortnite flu and has been playing all day.”

by Matthewasi March 15, 2018

FORTNITE

a popular shooter game that people in my school wont shut the fuck up about.

hey jimmy wana play FORTNITE?

by billswift March 16, 2018

No More Fortnite

No more card.

No more 19 dollar card
No more trolls.
You getting blocked

Kid: There’s no more fortnite cards
Mom: good

by subscribe to status February 24, 2021

Fortnite kid

A fortnite kid is someone who has severe brain damage. They talk shit even though they are not good at the game they play, they then proceed to ruin other games and shows. Fortnite kids are the bane of fun. If you ever see a fortnite kid kill it immediately.

Look Seb is a fortnite kid

by Sbeveofficial October 18, 2020