Looking for real estate

... in the bathroom department. When your dog starts sniffing around your furniture looking for the perfect location to take a piss.

I decided it was time for Ripley's afternoon walk when I spotted him looking for real estate.

by BadRipley September 4, 2011

bitch be for real

bitch be for real

bitch be for real i am not ok

by ickkkkkkk April 16, 2019

i shitted my pants i am for real

its like when you shit your pants but its not fake its for real

steve: you got a splatter on your pants, what does that mean?
dave: i shitted my pants i am for real

by therealdumpsterfire February 26, 2023

dead for real

Dead for real is not as bad as bieng dead serious, but not as simple as bieng for real...so you are serious but not too serious

I'm dead for real, dat bitch came up to me and rolled her goddamn eyes.

by southerngurl May 14, 2005

Farmville-for-real

Raising fowl on your roof, like the Facebook game, but "for-real". Var: "Farmville-fo-realz". Often used in conjunction with "Eggs For Pot".

-Hey, did you see the coop they built on Dave's roof?
-Yeah, I heard those guys were getting Farmville-for-real.

-Where did you guys get such delicious chicken?
-Oh yeah, we went Farmville-for-real a while ago.

by heisenbergian August 24, 2009

for real with you

to be 100% straightup with somebody

Person 1: I'm gonna be for real with you I wanna eat the booty like groceries
Person 2: Bro you know we're only 3 days into December chill out

by Updated Magic December 3, 2018

Flip ya for real

To confuse or confound an opponent. To "play" someone.

From The Usual Suspects (1995). Interrogated by the police, Fenster describes Dean Keaton.

Fenster: "I said he'll flip ya. Flip ya. Flip ya for real."

"Get ready. That Humanities class gonna flip ya for real."

by Equiano December 17, 2020