foolikowski

any upper management individual who doesn't know how to do the most remedial of tasks,

A person who literally gets "piss" drunk

damn, i hate the way foolikowski makes the schedule.

wow, look at that foolikowski, he just pissed in the closet.

by cyben2004 June 7, 2009

Foolish Samurai Warrior

A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword-wielding a shapeshifting sword-wielding an evil sword-wielding a sword-wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword-wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

Aku: But a foolish samurai warrior
samurai: A foolish samurai warrior wielding a shape-shifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword, wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword, wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a foolish shape-shifiting coconut wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding an UNSPEAKABLE coconut wielding a magic sword wielding a shapeshifiting sword wielding a evil sword wielding a sword wielding an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL wielding a FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a shapeshifting master of darkness wielding a magic sword wielding a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword.

by random word generator May 26, 2022

fooliest

Someone who is an utmost fool.

Ex.1:
miranda: u r a fool
brittany: u r a more of a fool
conor: miranda, u b the fooliest

Ex. 2:
Hey bob!
im not talking to u fred, u r a fool
FINE bob, but chu will always b the fooliest!!
haga dis!

by conor [likes sepia pics] March 11, 2007

no foolies

Said after something meaning it's the 100% truth. This cannot be used sarcastically, or any other -ly, except truthfully. You don't fuck with this shit.

It's origins come from South Park season 4 episode 16 'The Wacky Molestation Adventure.'

Person A: Holy shit, I just won $1,000,000 on this scratch ticket.
Person B: Bullshit.
Person A: No foolies.
Person B: Holy shit, buy me a car.
Person A: No.

by MikeTheMikeMike October 5, 2009

Moody Foodie

A mean food critic. You better hope he doesn't review your restaurant!

Gene: It's him! It's the Moody Foodie!
Bob: Gene, that's Mike, our mailman. You've known him for years.
Gene: It's the long con.
Louise: There he is!
Bob: That's Gene.
Louise: Long con.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

tom ass foolery

an extreme case of tomfoolery;absurd nonsense or foolishness;unexplainable stupidity

Guy #1: Did you see the fat moron in the parking lot wearing the Jedi robe the other day?

Guy #2: Yea,I was walking to my car and as I passed him he pulled this gay laser sword on me. I just laughed in his face. What a fucking idiot!

Guy #2: Haha,now that's some tom ass foolery right there.

by Can I have $5? April 9, 2005

foodie call

When a guy or girl calls you only for food,
no strings attached. Not an invite to a movie and dinner, not a casual or formal get-together, just a plain old-fashioned "let's eat"

Jennifer: OMG Sharon, Ronny just texted me - I'm hungry, I wanna eat. You interested?
Sharon: Oh shit girl!!!! That be a foodie call
Jennifer: Shutup! It's only 5PM.

or

It's 2AM...
Jennifer: OMG Sharon, Ronny just texted me - I'm hungry, I wanna eat. You interested?
Sharon: Oh shit girl!!!! That be a foodie call

by grubhunter March 24, 2009