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C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.

Acronym for: Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety.
-As heard in Grand Theft auto : Liberty City Stories
I was playing GTA LCS yesterday and they said there is a association called Citizens United Negating Technology For Life And People's Safety. I want to join C.U.N.T.F.L.A.P.S.!
by Euvic Von Stuvic July 11, 2006
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F.A.R.T.S.

Feminists Appropriating Reactionary Transphobes because TERF (trans exclusionary radical feminist) is too kind a term & assumes they still consider trans folx feminists & what kind of feminist excludes so many from their their movement.
Stop calling them T.E.R.F.s for it is too kind. They are really F.A.R.T.s.
by wittyraconteur August 19, 2019
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G.I.N.A.S.F.S.

Gay Is Not A Synonym For Shitty
>I love the song G.I.N.A.S.F.S.
>>What does that mean?!
>It means Gay Is Not A Synonym For Shitty, duh!
>>OH!
by kayyLUH March 25, 2007
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N.S.A.F.

I am looking for a N.S.A.F. with a F.W.B.
by Tadster August 10, 2006
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F.A.C.T.S. Pact

The acronym 'F.A.C.T.S.' stands for 'Flip A Car Tributary System'. The F.A.C.T.S. Pact is an organization amongst friends in which, in the case of one friend flipping their car in whatever situation, all agreeing members must donate ten dollars to the flipper. Designed for the purpose of cushioning the blow of fucking up your car, it works better with the more people you have in your F.A.C.T.S. Pact.

In the case that one member decides to not pay up, he is banned from the group and should not ever be paid in the case of his car flipping.
"Man, I totally fucked my car up, but at least I can ride the bus until its fixed on the money I got from the F.A.C.T.S. Pact."

"Bob is flipping shit because we aren't paying him for his flip, but he didn't cough up ten bucks when Joe flipped, so the F.A.C.T.S. Pact isn't gonna do shit for him."

F.A.C.T.S. Pact: When you flip your car, it's good to know the F.A.C.T.S.!
by Andrew Cohen June 11, 2006
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S.A.F.

Girl 1: Have you SEEN that new Johnny Depp movie?
Girl 2: Mmm, girl, he is S.A.F.!
by Ace93 September 25, 2011
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S.A.F

single-as-fuck
Looking at all these couples around me made me realize something... I am S.A.F
by hostess69 July 25, 2011
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