when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.
Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"
Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"
Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"
*Loud Barf"
Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"
Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"
*Loud Barf"
by nOmega November 24, 2009
Get the post-expiration chugmug. by Smart Allen December 2, 2021
Get the expired mayo packetmug. 1-A douche bag to the ultimate extreme.
2-A used douche bag.
3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.
2-A used douche bag.
3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.
That dude is wearing basketball shorts, a popped collar, sunglasses, and tivas with socks. I think he even has Dr Dre as his ring tone.. What an expired bag of douche!
by jasonmotherfuckingdelbert July 24, 2009
Get the Expired Bag of Douchemug. A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.
by LUEZWO August 13, 2014
Get the Gay Past the Expiration Datemug. Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.
Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?
Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.
Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.
by Mk the Political Scientist March 3, 2011
Get the New York City Expiration Datemug. Expired codes for Bee Swarm Simulator!
Soup, General, ThoseEyes, NotHoney, Decaboost, DontUseThisJelly, OnettJelly, Nonchalant, Change, Keen4, Friday, PandaPower, Arizona, AccentMaster, Tabby, JellyHill, MischiefMaker, Meow, CornSyrup, 100MilVisits, Xanthan, Gel, LateNightGumdrops, Afternoon, PreUpdate, SugarRush, GummyBoost, ClubJellies (club exclusive), Pectin, Tapioca, ThnxCyaBoost, Whoops, Reboot, MillionMembers (club exclusive), Shutdown, 1MoreTime, ClubSnacks (club exclusive), SaleEnd, Reboots, CookieClub (club exclusive), FruitSalad, NikTacAttack, MegaMittens, RoyalRobzi, PumpkinOfJustice, Summer, GremlinGoodies, OodlesOfNoodles, WealthClock1, PuppyPerk, Noobasha+, ThatGuysCrew, FruitMachine, RobziRobot, Berlin, AceUnhatched, SunBearSendoff, TrickOrTreat, GravyCatFan, YTFMMoons, Elladiely, DarzethDonation, TeraBriteFlight, 12HourGeneral, CantSleep, Waiting, 1MFavorites, HasteHelper, SunSample, ExtraPass, Club Party, MoonMiracle, HappyNewYear, kot?kbean (club exclusive), MayruTreats, Unity, Starch, MinhMaMaMoons, RobziRampage, DarzethPack, GummySausage (club exclusive), ExoExtract, RedCatBee, GravyGoodies, MagicMittens, Willgoold, ThatGuyGift (club exclusive), SDMittens1T, AceUnhackedLoot, ByeBeeBear, PingBoost, NoobashaBonus, BeesmasCheer, TeraTreasure, RebootBoost, Discord50K, Crafty, AnniversaBee, Reboooot, Shhhh, FeelingLucky, TallTallMountain, BloxyBoost, BeeMine, Trying.
Soup, General, ThoseEyes, NotHoney, Decaboost, DontUseThisJelly, OnettJelly, Nonchalant, Change, Keen4, Friday, PandaPower, Arizona, AccentMaster, Tabby, JellyHill, MischiefMaker, Meow, CornSyrup, 100MilVisits, Xanthan, Gel, LateNightGumdrops, Afternoon, PreUpdate, SugarRush, GummyBoost, ClubJellies (club exclusive), Pectin, Tapioca, ThnxCyaBoost, Whoops, Reboot, MillionMembers (club exclusive), Shutdown, 1MoreTime, ClubSnacks (club exclusive), SaleEnd, Reboots, CookieClub (club exclusive), FruitSalad, NikTacAttack, MegaMittens, RoyalRobzi, PumpkinOfJustice, Summer, GremlinGoodies, OodlesOfNoodles, WealthClock1, PuppyPerk, Noobasha+, ThatGuysCrew, FruitMachine, RobziRobot, Berlin, AceUnhatched, SunBearSendoff, TrickOrTreat, GravyCatFan, YTFMMoons, Elladiely, DarzethDonation, TeraBriteFlight, 12HourGeneral, CantSleep, Waiting, 1MFavorites, HasteHelper, SunSample, ExtraPass, Club Party, MoonMiracle, HappyNewYear, kot?kbean (club exclusive), MayruTreats, Unity, Starch, MinhMaMaMoons, RobziRampage, DarzethPack, GummySausage (club exclusive), ExoExtract, RedCatBee, GravyGoodies, MagicMittens, Willgoold, ThatGuyGift (club exclusive), SDMittens1T, AceUnhackedLoot, ByeBeeBear, PingBoost, NoobashaBonus, BeesmasCheer, TeraTreasure, RebootBoost, Discord50K, Crafty, AnniversaBee, Reboooot, Shhhh, FeelingLucky, TallTallMountain, BloxyBoost, BeeMine, Trying.
by Lol Memes ;) September 8, 2020
Get the Bee Swarm Simulator Codes (Expired) (Part 1)mug. Definition:
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
A broke, balding, middle-aged man with a superiority complex and zero self-awareness. He’s got a wife he resents, kids he ignores, bills he doesn’t pay — and yet somehow believes 22-year-olds are waiting to DM him first. Lives off others but calls himself "misunderstood." Sends horny texts like he’s auditioning for a sex cult no one asked for. Thinks being horny = having value.
Signature Behaviors:
Slides into DMs with “hey beautiful 😏” like it’s still 2006
Claims to be “deep” while emotionally abusing everyone around him
Uses his wife's EBT card to buy Red Bulls
Gets mad when women don’t flirt back
Believes showering is optional but sex is a right
Known Aliases:
Fernando, Lonnie, Lon, Alfredo, Alfonso, Matt, Alan, Aaron, Reggie
(If he has two Facebook accounts, run.)
Symptoms Include:
Thinking his penis still has a fan base
Calling himself “real” while gaslighting you
Bragging about sex he’s not having
Fearing accountability more than jail
How to Treat:
Block, delete, heal. Then write about it so others don’t fall for it.
“He’s not just a deadbeat — he’s a Creep Creeping Past Expiration.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
“He’s a creep creeping past expiration — too old to be doing this, too pathetic to stop.”
“Creep creeping past expiration — like spoiled milk that thinks it’s still got charm.”
“He’s not aging gracefully — he’s creep-creeping past expiration like an old sandwich someone forgot in the sun.”
by Roxx Farron June 6, 2025
Get the Creep Creeping Past Expirationmug.