crazy ex boyfriend

A boy that you have dated and broken up with and he has done some stupid stuff after or before the breakup that is insane.
My crazy ex boyfriend just slashed my tires and set fire to my garden
by Queen Elizabeth X| October 30, 2017
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1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.
I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.
by hurleyrocks July 20, 2011
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stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"
JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators
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That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?

Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
by heartloves_you June 11, 2009
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ex boyfriend

an old boyfriend who you dumped because it was hard to date at the time and then goes and dates your best friend the next week. Then your best friend becomes your ex best friend and your ex boyfriend becomes a fucking douche bad and you try to talk to him but he acts like he's so cool because he thinks you want him back but you don't!
A: i like your ex boyfriend.
B: that makes me uncomfortable.
by im_fine123 December 15, 2017
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