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National Ex Boyfriend Day

Today is the day we send appreciation to our favorite ex boyfriend!
You:Do you know what today is?
Ex boyfriend:The 5th?

You:No, national ex boyfriend day!
by You’ll Never Know I Guess August 2, 2022
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crazy ex boyfriend

A boy that you have dated and broken up with and he has done some stupid stuff after or before the breakup that is insane.
My crazy ex boyfriend just slashed my tires and set fire to my garden
by Queen Elizabeth X| October 30, 2017
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ghost of ex-boyfriends past

1. when you must supply a male member with clean clothing the day after a sleepover, and you have to dress him in multiple ex-boyfriends clothing and then hang out while he wears them. Generally, the articles of clothing may include a cleavage showing v-neck t shirt.
I totally hung out with the ghost of ex-boyfriends past today, and I cant believe I used to date a dude who wore v-necks AND one who wore MC Hammer pants. Makes so much more sense now why these dudes are my ex's.
by hurleyrocks July 20, 2011
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Favorite ex boyfriend day

sarah: happy favorite ex boyfriend day
ex boyfriend: lol thanks
by Broken simp September 6, 2020
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cock sucking ex-boyfriend

stupid mother fucker who really had sexual feeling for his quazzi-moto-ish best friend, CAPTAIN OF HIS FLAG FOOTBALL TEAM, and whose fav. movie is the princess bride., and has no emotional backbone, taking less than 14 days to get over a 7 month relationship w/ his "love of his life"
JWH/ all gay ass fuckers who like the florida gators
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stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend

That common "slut" (or whore) that will break the girl code and go off limits by dating your once lover. Even if you claim to be "Over that doushe bag" its still never recommended to date a girl's ex, if you do, prepare to be bitch slaped.
Cara: What the fuck?! Look at that home wrecker of a stupid slut that dates my ex boyfriend! What the hell does she think she's doing with him?

Bridget: I don't know... but let's beat the shit out of her till she breaks up with him. :)
by heartloves_you June 11, 2009
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Boyfriend Ex

A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.

Bf ex is the boy you still like who still likes you back even though y’all broke up.

This isn’t a regular ex, y’all still text, talk & call. You want to get back together and don’t plan on seeing anyone else. But are broken up for the mean time for what ever reason.

Broken up or on a break thingy but both want to get back together we just have things to work on first.
1 “I’m so glad you are broke up with that kid max”

2 “yeah, move on”

3 “Ew no I still love him, he still loves me to we snap every day”

2 “we’ll he’s your ex now, ex boyfriends stay in the past their a ex for a reason”

3 “mmm no he’s my bf ex not ex bf, see bf ex is someone you still want to be with and they still want to be with you”

1 “huh?”

3 “yeah where broke up or on some break thingy but we both want to get back together we just have things to work on first”

A boyfriend ex, is the boy you dated but is now your ex.
by anonymous January 20, 2023
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