Eunuch

Eunuchs without balls who swear to be drinking blue fish (god help), when secretly hiding the fact they are drinking Carlton Zero..... Sacrilege!!!
Where not even owning an EV will bring back a single ounce of manhood to their otherwise withered souls (too far gone)..
Where we all prey they will stop paying for a contrived watered down beer like substance instead of the real fermented malt and hops of the gods.
May God have mercy on their souls... Amen 🙏!!

Scott, who'd unrealised his point of chemical castration, whilst flexing in front of the camera said "Blue Fish Baby", while hiding the stubby of Carlton Zero... Sigh, could only withdraw from working the next day when realising the flex wasan irrevocable sad, sorry state of affairs of a true EUNUCH...

by Eunuch Pukus December 9, 2024

Irish Eunuch

When a man tucks his ballsack into his butthole.

Bro, I was on a nudist cruise and saw a dude rocking the Irish Eunuch!

by Irish Wildman April 4, 2024

American Eunuch

A person who has blown their dick/balls off by accidental misfire.

"Don't keep your gun in your waistband stupid, you don't want to become an American Eunuch."

by AlphonzTheBrave November 12, 2025