by General of the Elf Army January 22, 2018
Get the elgan mug.Egotistical metal musician who secretly loves maroon 5 music. They sleep 16-18 hours per day and wake only to eat hot dogs with barbecue sauce. Spends the rest of the day watching the history channel and trutv while drinking vodka and cheap beer (preferably boxer beer). They can play guitar hero for hours on end. Aspires to work at Menards for the rest of their life. Prefers women who had tails at birth. Big tits a must. Cleveland steamers also happily expected. During Lent expects four fish sandwiches from McDonalds daily. Perfect woman must have at some time worked on CNN. Has strict curfew when at the bars of midnight. Will reminisce about that one catch in high school football for hours. Worst flag football quarterback ever. 17 tds, 84 interceptions. Ran out of bounds backwards. Perfect date involves avoiding dragon food, skoal, seeing a Steven Seagal classic, and jerking off to Ac/dc.
Jeff: Bro where were you all day?
Todd: Well i woke up, ate some hot dogs, went to holiday, and just got back from the goo goo dolls concert. Pretty full day.
Jeff: You're such a fucking eganator.
Todd: Well i woke up, ate some hot dogs, went to holiday, and just got back from the goo goo dolls concert. Pretty full day.
Jeff: You're such a fucking eganator.
by milkytoyou March 7, 2011
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Is a guy who is always horny, loves to go to strip clubs and fuck prostitutes. He has an nine inch skin flute and loves to play with it
by Cash Cow December 10, 2017
Get the Kevin Egan mug.Basically the whole school's rich white/asian kids and their only hope of fun is getting the hell outa town,getting high, or feeding off gossip of guys flooding hotel rooms, girls giving guys blowjobs and who's going out with who that week. Bunch of hot girls. Bunch of self-absorbed jocks. Hella nerds and freaks. 90% kids that think they're cooler than they really are and wouldn't survive 10 minutes in a REAL school. But hey, we've got good lunches and test scores. Don't worry bout funding, our parents are minted.
by Some Egan Kid August 13, 2009
Get the Egan Junior High mug.A bright circle. He is loud, nerdy and annoying. Often is the one abused by friends. He spends his time computing and fangirling over doctor who. Thinks he's funny but is just lying to himself. Bleeds easily.
There's an Elgan, let's hit him.
by General of the Elf Army January 22, 2018
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The mother load of snobby rich kids. although about 25% are nice the rest think they are the shit. they are not the shit. this school has good grades and smart-ish people (aside from the basic white girls) so it hasn't been burned to the ground by society. any teacher or staff member that the students don't will usually be gone because they're rich and successful parents complain to the administrators and get their way.
The mother load of snobby rich kids. although about 25% are nice the rest think they are the shit. they are not the shit. this school has good grades and smart-ish people (aside from the basic white girls) so it hasn't been burned to the ground by society. any teacher or staff member that the students don't will usually be gone because they're rich and successful parents complain to the administrators and get their way.
Human 1: What school did you go to
Human 2: Egan Junior High
Human 1: Lmaooo how big is your mansion
Human 2: Egan Junior High
Human 1: Lmaooo how big is your mansion
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