Wendy’s Employee

Someone who works at Wendy’s for 10 Dollars an hour and off work he would occasionally get murdered by a cop at a Dinner Party along with 2 Vegans, A virgin who talks about stupid Nintendo Games, and Someone who slams beer on a table, they also have a tendency to be gifted battleborn on Christmas by that same virgin

“Wendy’s Employee, Wendy’s Employee”

by Pornhub dot com October 29, 2020

UPS employee.

One who is employed by the UPS company. They have T-shirts which say on the front "UPS employee," and the back of the shirt reads, "commited to excellence." Which is a blanant display of UPS over hyping their customer service. If this individual were truly commited to excellence he probably wouldn't have wound up in the packaging industry. It would be fine if the back of a shirt said "commited to excellence" if the front said something like "olympian" or "I build rockets." But "UPS employee" should have something more appropriate on the back, like, "G.E.D"

Guy: I'm a UPS employee 'cause my parents got divorced.

by Kawlyn1029 July 5, 2005

teen employee

A person that is lazy, has no respect for their management, who complains when they have to work, someone who becomes a liar when they did something they say they didn't do.

The teen employees that I have don't do anything right!

by Joy H. September 13, 2006

employee engagement

Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.

Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."

by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017

Employee of the Year

An colleague who believes they are the best employee because they are taking on all of the projects and able to complete them without any help.

Get a load of her. She is our employee of the year.

by Spinning Wheel June 7, 2011

employee of the month

A guy's hand becomes the employee of the month when he breaks up with his girlfriend.

Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)

by Dr.Pepper July 29, 2008

state employee

unemployed and receiving unemployment check from state, hence becoming a state employee

so, he's a state employee now, eh?

by mypseudonym34324 September 28, 2012