Walmart Is Hell, And The Employees Are The Sinners Who Are Receiving Their Punishment
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC
In All Seriousness Those Walmart Employees have Probably Been Working Their Since 500 BC
by Number 1 Arkham Origins Fan October 11, 2022
One who is employed by the UPS company. They have T-shirts which say on the front "UPS employee," and the back of the shirt reads, "commited to excellence." Which is a blanant display of UPS over hyping their customer service. If this individual were truly commited to excellence he probably wouldn't have wound up in the packaging industry. It would be fine if the back of a shirt said "commited to excellence" if the front said something like "olympian" or "I build rockets." But "UPS employee" should have something more appropriate on the back, like, "G.E.D"
by Kawlyn1029 June 25, 2005
A person that is lazy, has no respect for their management, who complains when they have to work, someone who becomes a liar when they did something they say they didn't do.
by Joy H. September 13, 2006
Corporate - where despairing and dejected workplace drones are forced to pretend that they are "happy at work" - usually by useless A-holes in HR trying to justify their existence.
Head of HR - "See how well our employee engagement is working - since we reinforced the glass none of them have been able to throw themselves out the window."
by Suicidal Prole February 2, 2017
An colleague who believes they are the best employee because they are taking on all of the projects and able to complete them without any help.
by Spinning Wheel May 14, 2011
Guy: I just broke up with my girlfriend
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)
Friend: How are you coping with the lack of sex?
Guy: I make use of the employee of the month (raises his hand)
by Dr.Pepper March 24, 2006
by mypseudonym34324 September 28, 2012