German Earmuffs

The sexual act in which two females simultaneously put their vaginas completely around another persons ears.

Peter was very sad that he had not seen the ocean in a while. He decided to ask two of his friends to give him German Earmuffs so he could at least hear it.

by Michael Finger August 28, 2008

brown earmuffs

To have ones head placed between two asses that are passing gas. To be farted on simultaneously in opposite directions.

"hey Steve and Chris really put the brown earmuffs on Mike today" or "hey whats that smell......oh they just put the brown earmuffs on that guy"

by chrallyo November 12, 2012

crucial muggin earmuffs

To refer to oral stimulation of the male genetalia used in cases when someone is just acting foolish.

Dude: I'm about to catch that crucial muggin earmuffs tonight man
Dude 2:Huh?!
Dude: You know man, that bop son.

by Pville69 November 24, 2007

Minnesota Earmuff

Whilst you are lying down, you adjust (puff up) your package into a mound above your closed legs. Then you lay a girl, ear down, onto your lap, thust providing the warmth needed to keep the cold Minnesota nights at bay.

My girl was cold so I offered her my Minnesota earmuff.

by Nazz Egan March 30, 2005

Earmuff

A deaf lesbian

Tina: Hey chika, lookin pretty fine!
Stacy: (silence)
Tina: Cmon! Whats wrong?
Jill: Don't worry Tina, she's just an Earmuff

by Rostra Maximus April 5, 2011

Silicon Earmuffs

breasts tits juggs hooters

Wow! Look at the Silicon Earmuffs on that girl!

by Bobinexile July 17, 2006

choclate earmuffs

The sexual act in which a women tilts her head both ways as the man drops a hot steamy load of shit on both of her ears, this is best seen when a couple is away in a log cabin in the middle of alaska, good for warmth

"dude this chick was begging for the choclate earmuffs, so i turned her sideways and laid it to her!"

by kyleshaffer21 January 14, 2009