Someone who finds symbolism in every word on the page and puts more thought into the writing than the actual author did.
For example;
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
Author: "John ate spaghetti for lunch"
What the English teacher thinks:
The spaghetti represents the pain and suffering us humans face every single day, and by John voluntarily eating this spaghetti, this represents the self destructive nature of us Homosapiens.
What the author actually meant:
John ate Fucking Spaghetti for lunch!
by dehydrated water May 10, 2022
Get the English teachermug. The teacher that hates your guts and sends you to the office for closing a waterbottle and lets you out late
Friend 1: “Yo Gerald, guess what the English teacher did today!”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
Gerald: “What now?”
Friend: “She send Dwayne to the office for closing a waterbottle during class!”
Gerald: “Time to f***ing k*ll her.”
Friend: “Man, sign me up.”
by Whatisthis_sorcery November 28, 2024
Get the English teachermug. An English teacher is a teacher who spends to much time ruining the lives of asian kids. English Teachers will most likely have favorites and there will always be this 1 person who the teacher will give the best grade. Middle School english teacher are a step higher they will not give a shit about how good your grammar they will give you a random grade depending on their mood and how much they like you. For some reason they will never give a hundred to anyone
SHe is the english teacher's favorite
by Star_Galaxy March 22, 2022
Get the English Teachermug. 
by The Possum of Wisdom November 10, 2022
Get the English Teachermug. these are the types of teachers that will go on about a meaning of one word for another 100 years since they have no life
“don’t u just hate those english teachers that’ll go on about one sad ass word for whole fucking entire lesson”
“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”
“YES I’D RATHER GOUGE MY EYES OUT”
by shlongjohn May 13, 2022
Get the english teachersmug. A "vegan" frequent Starbucks drinker, who usually has the Karen cut. (AKA the "swooped bang", if they are female.) Also, they try really hard to make life as miserable as possible. Usually, they will do things like pile on assignments, poorly grade you, and they probably have whiney annoying millennial voice.
If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.
If they are males, they look either 25, or 60. If they look 60, you probably don't want to get too close to them. They probably be either really douchey or really chill if they are young. Some things they usually do are not stop talking even if it's more than one period, be really monotone and boring, and just suck all the fun out of the room sometimes.
Wow, the English teacher graded my assignment, and I got a 69.
The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.
The English teacher talked for like 2 hours straight today.
by Stalins_Yeti7777 January 29, 2022
Get the English Teachermug.