by Some younge guy November 26, 2019
Get the Dossermug. An overweight public school and Oxbridge educated cad who has mastered the use of error, omission, exaggeration, diminution, equivocation and flat denial. He has perfected casuistry, circumlocution, false equivalence and false analogy. He is equally adept at the ironic jest, the fib and the grand lie; the weasel word and the half-truth; the hyperbolic lie, the obvious lie, and bullshit.
Nora: ooh look…look it’s Boris Johnson on the telly again isn’t he charming and funny?
Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!
Jack: you silly mare …do t you know a big dosser when you see one? Now bring in the washing from the front yard before it stops raining again!
by Jonny Rotton October 14, 2021
Get the Big Dossermug. A dosser is term commonly used the south-west of ireland to describe someone who doesn’t have a job, doesn’t want to do anything productive or anything to better their lives. A lot of these people live off social welfare payments (dole heads) to sit back and do nothing while their friends and family partake in education or employment.
A lot of dossers take drugs, drink alcohol, and complain about their dossery livelihoods all while doing absolutely nothing to change it.
A lot of dossers take drugs, drink alcohol, and complain about their dossery livelihoods all while doing absolutely nothing to change it.
“Look at that stupid dosser doing absolutely nothing with himself”
“What a dosser she is for not going to school”
“His friends are a bunch of dossers”
“What a dosser she is for not going to school”
“His friends are a bunch of dossers”
by .slangmaster. January 25, 2024
Get the Dossermug. by Grieve August 12, 2023
Get the dossermug. by WACKYJK33 July 8, 2022
Get the DOSSERmug. Joe Adam white who can’t do a full days work or full week or full months work and is scared of his girlfriend and don’t bath or like getting his hair cut
by Blue van October 31, 2019
Get the Dossermug. The term used to describe what is stereotypically, a man in his mid 30's, who's discovered how to survive solely on the tax payers money. This man has gotten so used to freebies, he has made peace he will never return to work.
The majority of dossers can be found in close proximity to a Butlins, and more often than not named "Scott".
The majority of dossers can be found in close proximity to a Butlins, and more often than not named "Scott".
Friend: "Hey big man, how was work today? Do you fancy some CoD?"
Scott: **typically replies only after 3pm** "Alright mert, just woke up. Yeah go on, I'll smash a few heads in. I'll be online all night, it's like I've gotta get to work in morning lol X"
Friend: "haha you're such a dosser MC larvo"
Scott: **typically replies only after 3pm** "Alright mert, just woke up. Yeah go on, I'll smash a few heads in. I'll be online all night, it's like I've gotta get to work in morning lol X"
Friend: "haha you're such a dosser MC larvo"
by Therealskemshady May 17, 2022
Get the Dossermug.