Doot

The PG way to say "shart."

It wasn't a poot. It wasn't a toot. There were lumps, so it must've been a doot.

by Pooptoot McGinnis January 24, 2020

Doot

A hidden link in a webpage leading only to a page saying "Congrats to you, you found this link!" found only by people who actually try to.

Phil: I found this random link on a webpage and clicked on it, only to have it say "You have found it!"

Clyde: Woah! You found a doot? No way!

by MpegEVIL May 19, 2011

doots

Balding fat ass with a penchant for porn. Master of four of the seven deadly sins: Gluttony, Sloth, Greed, and Lust.

Doots lay on the coach double fisting "festive specials" while watching porn.

by Mark Preston January 7, 2004

doot

Another word used for vagina, pussy, cunt, fanny, etc. used in a very popular magazine in Australia called THE PICTURE.

"Im going to the pub tonight to get me some doot"

by icecream February 18, 2007

Doot

Southern Westchester (New York) term for cigarette. Sometimes called a "Doot Dat."

"Hey man, you got a spare Doot ?"

by Bogerella Fodachella April 22, 2006

Doot

premarital sex

Wanna come over and doot?

by Ooga ooga March 5, 2020

doot

Predominantly the method of describing a male anus. Secondarily,
used to substitute any word in the english language.

Show me ya doot

by Freshbits August 1, 2009