Doot

It wasn't a poot. It wasn't a toot. There were lumps, so it must've been a doot.

by Pooptoot McGinnis January 25, 2020

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A hidden link in a webpage leading only to a page saying "Congrats to you, you found this link!" found only by people who actually try to.

Phil: I found this random link on a webpage and clicked on it, only to have it say "You have found it!"

Clyde: Woah! You found a doot? No way!

by MpegEVIL April 26, 2011

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doots

Balding fat ass with a penchant for porn. Master of four of the seven deadly sins: Gluttony, Sloth, Greed, and Lust.

Doots lay on the coach double fisting "festive specials" while watching porn.

by Mark Preston January 07, 2004

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Another word used for vagina, pussy, cunt, fanny, etc. used in a very popular magazine in Australia called THE PICTURE.

"Im going to the pub tonight to get me some doot"

by icecream February 16, 2007

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Southern Westchester (New York) term for cigarette. Sometimes called a "Doot Dat."

"Hey man, you got a spare Doot ?"

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by Ooga ooga March 06, 2020

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Predominantly the method of describing a male anus. Secondarily,
used to substitute any word in the english language.

by Freshbits August 01, 2009

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