Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025

Dog Ass

When your leading the team on call of duty and your team is some DOG ASS

Holly shit I have 20 kills and my teammates don’t have any, they are Dog Ass

by Neeyuck July 16, 2021

Dog ass

A person who snitches on their homeboys

Ayo look at his dog ass walking down the road

by Slimelife dre May 9, 2021

dog ass

used when you have a yee yee ass haircut

used to insult a furry

person 1: bro shut yo dog ass up
furry with yee yee ass haircut: god dam

by Ubri_imadumbtoaster November 30, 2021

Dog Assing

When you really need to wipe, so you just dog ass it.
May include letting it air dry or scooting across a carpet.

We didn’t have toilet paper so Im just dog assing it.

by Dog Ass October 1, 2025

Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.

"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"

by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025