Dog ass it

When you take a shit, instead of using toilet paper, you just scoot your ass across the carpet like a dog.

"You have to wipe you butt when you poop"

"Well, sometimes I just dog ass it"

by B34ryb34r October 2, 2025

Bad ass dog

Dog equivalent to bad ass kid. But, instead of an out of control kid, it’s an out of control dog.

Yo, my fuckin bad ass dog done tore up my GOT DAMN brand new Air Jordans again smh.

by John Gettin Doe April 14, 2021

Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday

An expression used to express a mistake being made

John: "Hey make sure you don't eat that piece of metal!" John 2: "Oh I already did." John: "Well Fuck A Dog In The Ass And Call It Tuesday!"

by Meatloaf.BD March 30, 2025

Dog Ass

When you got itchy ass ass

Didn't wipe or use the bidet too good... I got dog ass

by Bloodvin November 21, 2022

Dog Ass

When your leading the team on call of duty and your team is some DOG ASS

Holly shit I have 20 kills and my teammates don’t have any, they are Dog Ass

by Neeyuck July 16, 2021

Dog Ass

When a person has no cushion for the pushin, a concave behind.

Jesse has an actually dog ass

by Dog ass enjoyer August 16, 2024

Dog Ass

To not wipe after pooping.

Mom: “You have to wipe you butt.”
Kid: “Well, sometimes I dog ass it.”
Mom: “What?!”
Kid: “Dog ass it.”
Mom: “You dog ass it?”
Kid: “Yeah.”
Mom: “What is that?”
Kid: “It’s something what dogs do. Like when dogs poop they just dog ass it. So I dog assed it yeah.”

by BigPhatWoody October 1, 2025