Dicksicle

When a man is so cold, his penis is almost literally ice. Also called "snowballs." Opposite of clitsicle (see clitsicle).

"Holy fuck, it's so cold, I'm sporting a massive dicksicle."

by Kat Rae December 13, 2014

Dicksicle

Someone who is a jerk or shows qualities of a dick

"OMG after he asked out that girl, Kaden turned into a dicksicle."

by Sweaty chicken June 19, 2015

Dicksicle

When a guy dies and he donates his dick. After that they preserve it and put a Popsicle stick on it so girls can use it as a dildo

I love my dicksicle

by Sykes July 27, 2016

dicksicle and frozen ball surprise

This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.

I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!

by STGINAZ February 7, 2017

Dicksicle

When one freezes their dick and shoves it in a heated Gine to bring it back to a regular temp

My girlfriend got my dicksicle last night.

by Mar looks like Gally February 28, 2017

Dickillusionment

The disappointment in dick felt by a woman after having too much unfulfilling heterosexual intercourse.

Christie's growing dickillusionment came to a head after a particularly unsatisfying shag with Monty.

by Iron Flow 134 March 10, 2021

dicksicle

A person who acts like a dick and has a stick up their ass.

That guy/gal is being a real dicksicle.

by devil's butter knife April 12, 2021