Derp

The act of being as stupid as shit from time to time.

Person A: .......
Person B: HEY!
Person A:......
Person B: HEY ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME!?
Person A: Huh!? What!?
Person B: HOLY FUCK YOU ARE SUCH A DERP!

by hatederpingaround December 20, 2012

Derp

Verb-(To Derp, Derping, Derp)

To smoke a grand amount of pot, enough to fuck you up.

Dude I was derping so hard yesterday, I almost put Ramen Noodles in the oven with my dick!

Tryna derp?

by Kaufdaman August 08, 2010

Derp

Something your annoying friend says after you've typed something really long and important that she doesn't bother to read.

Chelsea is so damn annoying, she won't stop saying derp to me.

by Mysterious Mustached Wizard July 12, 2012

Derp

The state of being cross-eyed and generally looking stupid, possibly with some showing of teeth for effect. Being derp can be voluntary or involuntary

You would be derp if you lost your retainer, were perplexed by something etc.

by Daraghderp November 13, 2010

Derp

If you have to ask you'll never know. (:

Shelley: "Oh my god you're such a derp"
Micheal: "What's a derp?"
Shelley: "Are you shitting me?"

by NOT a derp August 07, 2010

Derp

Universal word that can mean anything.

"That was derping awesome"

"Teach me how to derp, teach me-teach me how to derp"

"Go derp yourself you derping piece of derp!"

"Derp you!!"

by JvMarsh November 20, 2011

Derp

A word used for no purpose whatsoever.
(Commonly used before "Herp a Derp")
Derp relations: Other words related to derp. Examples: Herp a Derp, Merp, Burp, Derpity, Derp Sauz, Derpapottamus, Derpalophagus, RageDerp ETC.
Can be used in a Derp Train... A endless repeat of derps and derp relations.

Person 1: Derp
Person 2: Herp a Derp
Person 1: Derpity Sauce
Person 2: DERPAPOTTAMUS
Person 1: Well F**k Dat.A MERP A MOTHER F**KING HERP A DERP!
Person 2: RageDerp much?

by commandotaco June 17, 2012