french deposit

Taking a shit

She was taking a French deposit on the front lawn after a long night of drinking.

by I_Slap_Booties July 7, 2022

Celebrity deposit

When you are bored at a friends house so you sneak off to the kitchen and rub one out and blow ya load into a glass and then hide it back in the cupboard.

Fuck I was bored at old mates house on the weekend so I left him a celebrity deposit.

by Apathydan July 15, 2019

closet deposit

The closet deposit is a womens "spank bank"

Look at that hunk.

Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later

spank bank flick the bean

by Qbaybay October 11, 2013

make the deposit

Going to the restroom for a prolonged period, as for a bowel movement. The term originated among retail employees who wanted to use a euphemism in front of customers. The term is possibly an extension of the similar euphemism go to the bank.

Bob, please watch the sales for me for a little while. I have to go make the deposit.

by orphantasy July 3, 2016

security deposit

Ejaculation into a condom.

Bob: I hope you used protection with that ho you banged last night.
Joe: Yeah, I made a security deposit.

by Celestial Parsnip September 4, 2003

make a deposit

Code for taking a- non chalant - shit.

Let me make a deposit before I have to go in.

by ajajaoalalaa May 6, 2015

Mineral Deposit

Mineral Deposit: A bowel movement taken in the Geology building bathroom on the way to another class.

guy 1: "Dude I dont think I can make it home to take a shit in between class!"

Guy 2: Its cool man, just leave a mineral deposit in the Geology building

by snipsnip182 April 28, 2009